July 31, 2009

THE COLLECTOR - Review


THE COLLECTOR 1 HOUR 25 MINUTES. DIRECTED BY MARCUS DUNSTAN.

"The Collector" stars Josh Stewart as Arkin, Michael Reilly Burke and Juan Fernandez as the sadistic Collector. In the film opener, Arkin a handyman and ex-con is working in a jewel broker's wealthy family home doing some handy work in a room. He notices there is a safety box behind a glass mirror. Arkin has shady money issues with a loan sharker, and he better come up with the money or else... Desperately, that night, Arkin breaks into the broker's family home to get to their safe box. Somebody is already inside the house with him, a dark, skinny, homicidal figure with a S/M zipper mask - The Collector. The Collector has turned the beautiful home into a sick setting of booby traps - from acid on the floor, sharp nails on the steps to a chandelier full of glued butcher knives. The tortured, screaming family is trapped inside the house with the killer violently torturing them. Arkin wants what is in the safe box, he wants to save this family, and wants to escape, but everywhere you turned the Killer has put some intelligent sadistic device...

The film starts with some amazing visuals - gray clouds, close ups of arachnids and insects. A great beginning with a techno soundtrack. The look and colors of the film - grainy and grayish, the film capture that 80's horror film look. The sound production was amazing, especially the twenty minute silent scene with Arkin walking around the house trying to find ways out of the home and the killer slowly moving around the house, and all we hear are just steps and creaks - spooky shit. The storyline is an original one, the acting was really good especially Josh Stewart and Juan Fernandez as the killer... BUT the film has its plot holes, tired ending, homophobic lines (shameful), the one cop showing without backup, and another sequel in mind...
1. The Collector somehow loves insects and arachnids... Why? (Plot Hole)
2. Homophobic Line in the film - "You Fucking FAGGOT bitch"... Why? This is getting sickening the word FAGGOT, offending many gays including myself, why the use of this word. With so many, bad nasty words in the bad word encylopedia, why did they have to use homophobic slurs. Michael Dunstan SHAME on you.
3. The one cop showing up without backup, sees the killer and still doesnt call for backup until he is almost getting killed by the killer.
4. The sadistic killer - The Collector looks like he stepped out of Quentin Tarantino's PULP FICTION (The Gimp) to do a starring role here.
5. Another sequel in mind, stupid bad ending to make a new franchise, The Collector is going to be the new Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Jigsaw, Michael Myers, etc.,

"The Collector" gets TWO STARS. Michael Dunstan shame on you...


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